My evil, bratty giggle is ringing in your ears as I taunt you about the worst years of your life: high school.
The names they used to call you. The girls who looked at you with disgust. The public humiliation at your inferior, little boners. All of it forever shaped your sexual identity.
Days that are burned in your memory with searing embarrassment that were nothing but a bit of fun for girls like me.
LOSER LOSER LOSER!